1. You find a stick and you sand it and varnish it to make a wand
2. You carry the afore mentioned "wand" every where you go (just in case)
3. You have learnt at least 10 of the spells in Harry Potter and what they do
4. You practise these spells every day with your "wand"
5. And try to convince your friends that they have worked for you
6. You believe they have worked for you
7. You try to persuade your parents to buy you an owl
8. When they refuse you say "but look at all the money we could save on stamps"
9. Since they still aren't persuaded you decide to rename your pet hamster Scabbers
10. You have started calling chemistry Potions class
11. And maths is now Arithmancy
12. And biology is now Herbology
13. You call the teacher you hate most Professor Snape
14 You know the Hogwarts school song off by heart
15. And have made up a tune to sing it to
16. You also know both of the songs the sorting hat sings
17. And you have made up a 3rd one for it to sing in the next book
18. And sent this to J K Rowling
19. As soon as you finish reading The Order of the Phoenix you start reading The Philosophers Stone again
20. You always have one of the Harry Potter tapes in your walkman
21. You are terrified of spiders yet you weren't before you read the Chamber of Secrets
22. When ever your computer says "You've got mail!" you automatically run outside and scan the air for owls
23.You call your head teacher Dumbledore
24. You buy round, black glasses
25. Despite having perfect eyesight
26...or a pair of gloves and tell everyone that they are made out out dragon skin.
27. You insist that "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them" is the only textbook you have in nature study...
28. You try to convince your teacher that you spotted a Grindylow in the girls bathroom...
29. You BELIEVE that you spotted a Grindylow in the gilrs bathroom...
30. You search everywhere for the Three Broomsticks hoping to drink at least one bottle of butterbeer.
31. Whenever you go to a train station you have the distinct urge to charge through platform 9 ¾
32. You do this
33. Before you get anything you point your wand at it and yell 'accio'.
34. You watch a film and in your mind replace the main characters with Harry, Ron and Hermione
35. You bombard J.K. Rowling with letters about the future books.
36. You create a website dedicated to HP. (no I still don’t think I’m obsessed)